1. Mitt will say anything to get elected. Newt will say everything to get elected.
2. Mitt owns Florida. This is because he bought it.
3. It is said that Heidi Klum fell for Seal after seeing his gigantic dick in a pair of bicycle shorts. True love.
4. I wish I had my own Super PAC. I would have a lot of fun with that.
5. The Cinnamon Challenge:
6. My state wants Amazon shoppers to pay their fucking sales taxes on purchases. They can suck on it.
7. No, I am not going to take the Cinnamon Challenge. Don't ask again.
8. I'm not into making fun of a candidate's looks or the looks of his wife. I make an exception for Callista Gingrich.
9. That hair is oddly familiar.
10. I wonder if Callista fell for Newt after seeing him in a pair of bicycle shorts. I'm trying to get that image out of my mind. I think I'll go take the Cinnamon Challenge now.