Charlie's Blog: Lexicon

Lexicon


These are words and phrases I use on the regular that I either invented or stole. I share them here, so you will know what I mean when I use them.--C.

Catholic Guilt Ray
This is when your conscience troubles you usually during a particularly good homily or in the presence of a holy person. Its effect is muted when someone tries to misuse the Guilt Ray to manipulate you into doing something you don't want to do usually involving parish activities and chores.

cheesatarian
This is someone who is virtually vegan except they can't give up cheese.

fast food roulette
The gamble you make each time at the drive thru where you may or may not get what you ordered.

feminun
A nun without a habit and with a butch haircut and a girlfriend who will tell you where to go to get an abortion and birth control pills. Can be seen attending the Democratic National Convention and riding in a chartered bus around the country.

ghetto mart
A convenience store in a really bad part of town that sells mostly tobacco products, rolling papers, blunts, lottery tickets, fortified wines like MD 20/20, and malt liquor. The proprietor is usually an Indian or Arab immigrant, and the restroom is always out of order.

meathead
Any person who eats meat but especially those who persecute vegans.

prospetarians
Christians who subscribe to the heretical Prosperity Gospel.

rats
These are the white collar parasites who work in fields such as finance, government, and college administration who get paid good to great while producing or offering anything of real value to other people.

Society of Judas
These would be the Jesuits who have betrayed our Lord and St. Ignatius of Loyola by embracing heresies and left wing political garbage like gay marriage, gender theory, religious indifference, and Marxism disguised as "social justice."