Folks, I'm sorry I haven't written in awhile. My car was stolen about a week ago, and I have been dealing with getting another one. The police are working on finding my car, but I fear the car is wrecked to shit.
There's not much to say about being a crime victim though I have to thank the government for one blessing. The regular larceny that the federal and state governments perform on my paycheck has made me accustomed to getting fucked such that I could be philosophical about the theft of my wheels instead of giving into despair and doing something drastic like eating a bullet, going on a drinking binge, or praying to Jesus to give me my shit back.
Life is a joke. Learn to laugh at it.